A classic crewneck giving bizarro drama department vibes. Black with our iconic “meh” masks emblazoned in white on the lapel and the words “FAILURE” and “THEATER” cascading down both sleeves in showbiz-evoking diamonds (the shape, not the stone). Yes, like almost every sweatshirt, it’s a cotton/poly blend. But it’s 80% cotton. And so, so soft on the inside.
Limited run. We will not be making any more of these sweatshirts (it’s just not cost-effective for a failing theater company). Once these are gone, they’re gone for good.
Merkel wears size XS the pics.
A classic crewneck giving bizarro drama department vibes. Black with our iconic “meh” masks emblazoned in white on the lapel and the words “FAILURE” and “THEATER” cascading down both sleeves in showbiz-evoking diamonds (the shape, not the stone). Yes, like almost every sweatshirt, it’s a cotton/poly blend. But it’s 80% cotton. And so, so soft on the inside.
Limited run. We will not be making any more of these sweatshirts (it’s just not cost-effective for a failing theater company). Once these are gone, they’re gone for good.
Merkel wears size XS the pics.
